It’s not, sister, the prophecy came true, as I –
Birnam wood did not come to Dunsinane.
MacDuff’s men took branches from the trees –
I know. Bullshit.
Ah, for Macbeth took the literal –
You said that a wood was going to march on his castle. That’s not a common enough metaphor to not take literally.
I told no lies.
BULLSHIT. MacDuff was born of woman.
Well, technically –
People are born from caesarean section all the time. Fucking Caesar for one.
He took the literal-
MACDUFF’S MUM GAVE BIRTH TO MACDUFF. FUCK YOU.
You’re just jealous that now I’m only one correct prophecy away from winning the steak knives.
YOU DON’T EVEN COOK.
I JUST HAVEN’T HAD THE KNIVES.