Prophecy

No. Bullshit.

It’s not, sister, the prophecy came true, as I –

Birnam wood did not come to Dunsinane.

MacDuff’s men took branches from the trees –

I know. Bullshit.

Ah, for Macbeth took the literal –

You said that a wood was going to march on his castle. That’s not a common enough metaphor to not take literally.

I told no lies.

BULLSHIT. MacDuff was born of woman.

Well, technically –

People are born from caesarean section all the time. Fucking Caesar for one.

He took the literal-

MACDUFF’S MUM GAVE BIRTH TO MACDUFF. FUCK YOU.

You’re just jealous that now I’m only one correct prophecy away from winning the steak knives.

YOU DON’T EVEN COOK.

I JUST HAVEN’T HAD THE KNIVES.

 

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