Your dinner’s in the fridge, like usual. It’s a new recipe. Its ingredients include:
- Every dinner that I’ve left for you in the fridge.
- 800 ml of red wine.
- 1 x spoonful of honey (I forget her name)
- 1 x dash of hope
- 1 x last straw.
- A fistful of courage.
Cooking time: 24 years.
It only serves one, but should keep you going for the rest of your life.
p.s. Pudding’s in the freezer. It’s a nice big bowl of Go Fuck Yourself.